Did you all know that Huntsville, Texas is the "Lethal Injection Capitol of the World?" Well, now you do! Thanks, History Channel, "Death Devices," at 1 a.m. Gee, what a bumper sticker that would be. I'd put it on my car if I lived in Huntsville, Texas...
I think I'm allergic to my cats: I just sneezed four times. Or, maybe I'm allergic to Jon, who is asleep beside me, LIKE I SHOULD BE.
Oh, and get this: today, USPS delivered a package to the house. NO, that's not the punchline. The name on the package was "KAN FINAE HUBBLING." Yep. It was my package, a box of books ("Fountainhead," for my 9th honors class) from the Ayn Rand Institute. They emailed me to apologize for the incorrect name. I'm fascinated now. Who is this mysterious "Kan Finae Hubbling?" Irish, perhaps? Maybe Polish. Irish-Polish?? I feel I must find out more about him/her and our inexplicable package connection.
My fave websites this week: anything Josh sends me, and Jenette and my brother's blogs. Anyone who reads my blog needs to check theirs out, too--they're listed on this page under "Cool People." Jenette's posted an incredible tribute to my husband this week and Jeremy (a.k.a. Mr. Murphy's Law) explains in great detail his latest fiasco: spraining his ankle at company headquaters in California while playing basketball with his colleagues Monday.
My fave quote this week: "In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes."
My fave joke this week: Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
Fave song this week: Hayseed Dixie's remake of Snoop Dogg's classic "Gin and Juice"
Fave shows this week: SNL's "Best of..." series and "Frasier"
Things that annoy me ALL THE TIME: the American public's fascination with celebrity lifestyles, NO RAIN, allergies, people at the board of education office who push papers all day long and huff when you ask them for a P.O. number to spend the $800 that the GA Dept. of Education gave you because you earned a $2500 grant and will be teaching a new AP class next year...but NO! We must not complicate the fragile universe of those who push papers, because apparently thinking of that eight-digit P.O. number would implode the inner workings of the powers-that-be. whew...got that out. It's a long story...
Yeah, I'm so tired I can't sleep. Ever felt that way before? So, instead of fighting it, I've decided to channel the energy into something constructive. I do feel a post creeping up about some very important issues that I'm churning about in my mind. It's not quite all together yet, so stay tuned. Enough of this wealth of useless knowledge.
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My favorite joke of all time:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!
As a tribute to my darling sister, who finally broke down and posted on my blog:
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain. And all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my point of view but it's not sane, It's not sane
Thanks for the 'kind' words sis =D. See you this weekend!
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